immortal-meow:

dampjimmywilson:

When u get caught doing something u shouldn’t be doing.

why does this look like a stock photo

trueka:

adding highlights to my drawings while not knowing or ignoring where the light source is

stardustparker:

reasons i want to be rich

• to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  
• to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  
• to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
• to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
• to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

• to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 
  

worldsworstfather:

love is stored in the rat!

exokmplanet:

© 富川猛男

lq-jjong:

lorax177:

are you an aliens psychotic, a government psychotic, or a demons psychotic?

littletinysmallmouse:

edward-masen:

bardstard:

rosalielesbianhale:

petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.

john: (walks into the classroom)

edward: 

john:

don’t u mean

“I’m the world’s most dangerous predator, Bella. Every thing about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. As if I would need any of that… as if you could out run me… as if you could fight me off. I’m designed to kill.”

saathiray:

109973:

blueklectic:

Why would you…… rip my strands right from my scalp like this

FINALLY a wording for this I’ve been trying to find that doesn’t turn into victim-blaming